HEROIC ISRAELI SOLDIERS DEFEND THE JEWISH ETHNOSTATE

Some of the formidable weaponry deployed against the ethnostate.

Israel's brave soldiers have managed to fight back an enormous horde of Muslim invaders who attacked the pristine Jewish ethnostate yesterday.

The vast, seething horde of Arab, Palestinian, and "mystery meat" attackers approached the border, chanting slogans,  holding banners, burning tyres, and even throwing deadly and destructive stones from nasty-looking slings in a show of overwhelming force and terrifying savagery.

Armed only with puny body armour, tear gas, plastic bullets, snipers' rifles, drones, machine guns, tanks, jets, napalm, and nuclear weapons -- improvised by the US and Israeli military industrial complexes -- the brave men and women of the Israel Defence Force (IDF), nevertheless managed to fight off this huge mob, which also included many shrieking women, old people waving sticks, and angry cripples. 

Cunningly disguised as a reporter, this Palestinian actually tried to shoot Israeli soldiers...with a camera.

At least 59 of these bloodthirsty monsters were killed, while thousands more were injured and permanently disabled. 

Miraculously, despite the vast hail of stones unleashed from thousands of yards away, not a single Israeli soldier was injured. It was as if Jehovah himself had lowered his celestial shield to protect them.

Not since the days of Thermopylae or the heroic deeds of Rorke's Drift has such unalloyed heroism been seen in the annals of military history. Thanks to the efforts of the "Heroes of the Border," the pure blood of the Jewish ethnostate will remain unsullied for yet another day. Long may it continue! 

Hail Jehovah!