Thursday, 22 March 2018

NEW EVIDENCE: WOMEN APPEAR TO BE MUCH MORE STUPID THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT



Women appear to be more stupid than previously thought, even though previously women were not thought to be particularly clever in the first place. In fact, a casual look at Nobel prize-winning stats reveals that women have won only 19 science prizes from 1901 to 2017, compared to 659 for men. 

Now, however, it appears that they are even more dumb than that glaring disparity would suggest. 

The new evidence comes in an article published in the highly respected clickbait site Journal Post focusing on female eye-brow fashion, which reveals make-up designs that only someone whose brain had been sucked out while they slept and replaced with chicken feathers could wear with a straight face. 

One design shows women who have turned their eyebrows into high-heeled shoes in a clever on-face message to remind people that they are really much shorter naked (see above).

Another design turns the eye brows into little devil horns.


The message that this sends out can only be guessed at, but only an incredibly dim person could walk around like that and expect to be taken seriously.

Yet another design has a snail painted on above the eyebrow, equating the eyebrow with a trail of slime. 


Because of the women's incredibly heavy make-up, this is perhaps more appropriate than she realises as she is effectively coated in goo.

Another low-IQ individual has managed to turn her eyebrows into what appear to be bar-codes.


No doubt she is too moronic to realise that this will make her appear like a readily bought commodity to most men, and thus speed her descent into the murky world of human trafficking, until she dies of a heroin overdose on a dirty mattress in an unlit basement after being shagged by a donkey in a German porn movie.

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