Friday, 9 February 2018

MELANIA DEMANDED WHITE HOUSE BE "SPIRITUALLY PURIFIED" AFTER OBAMAS LEFT


Given further credence to the "spirit cooking" and "pizzagate" rumours circling around top Democrats, it has been revealed that First Lady Melania Trump was so convinced that the Obama's had brought ritualised evil into the White House that she ordered it to be spiritually cleansed. 

The revelations come in a short video by Pastor Paul Begley, a close spiritual adviser to the Trumps. 

According to Begley, Melania Trump demanded that removal of "pagan" and "demonic" artefacts left behind by Obama, leaving only a cross on the wall.


"I'm not going to go into that White House unless it has been completely exorcised," she is said to told Pastor Begley. "They cleansed the White House. They had people in there anointing it with oil and praying everywhere, because apparently during the eight years when Obama was there, and maybe even some of the presidents before him, there were all kinds of idol gods and images and all kinds of artifacts in there that were demonic, even some of the stuff from the Clinton era." 
The Clintons have admitted participating in voodoo rituals where the head of a live chicken was bitten off. 
"You’ve got to get all of that out of there and send in some preachers and priests," the First Lady reportedly told her staff, "or I will not spend one night in it."
Melania (right) takes her spiritual security seriously.


4 comments:

  1. I hope they had the place thoroughly steam-cleaned and disinfected as well.

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  2. I'm not at all surprised. It's just as well that we don't burn witches at the stake any more. Maybe we should reinstate that practice... ;)

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  3. Attempts to cast out darkness with darkness, antichrist papacy and modern neo-evangelicals.

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