THAT TWITTER PURGE IN FULL

December the 18th was the day that Twitter unsheathed the long knives, and had their bloody social media purge, butchering thousands of innocent accounts in a frenzy of self-righteous, left-wing, triggered rage.

Partly this was in frustration at the inevitable decision by the FCC against so-called "net neutrality," which allowed parasitical high band-width users like Twitter a free ride on the internet, but it was also motivated by the company's sincere desire to fight evilness and hatred in all its forms. 

Here in full is a partial list of a few of the accounts that have been shoahed on this memorable day for freedom of democracy and speech:

1. MOTHER GOOSE

Spreading hatred and bile since the early 17th century.

Mother Goose, who had over six million followers under the user name @therealMotherGoose, was shoahed early on Monday morning due to spreading egg-o-centric ideas, unfairly smearing medical professionals by using the hate term "quack," and generally ruffling and then smoothing feathers. This is believed to be a major blow to the Alt-Right.

2. MOTHER TARA-MACARTHESA OF CALCUTTA

Just when you thot it couldn't get any more trad.

Hate-filled, wrinkled faced Serbian nun and tradthot, forced to live in tolerant Asian country because of her toxic Christian views, Mother Theresa of Calcutta had over 17 million "follows" under the Twitter handle @MTOC. She rose to Twitter prominence due to tweeting "show bobs and vagene" memes intercut with highlighted pages from Professor Kevin MacDonald's "The Culture of Critique."

3. "LOVE IS..." NAKED PEDO-KID COUPLE 

This is wrong in so many ways!

Through their disarming cartoons, the "Love is" naked pedo-kid couple have been spreading hateful ideas of blissful, White-on-White sex since the early 1970s. This was a relatively minor problem as long as it was consigned to the back pages of failing newspapers, but with the advent of the internet and social media, their hateful bile has gone viral. Tweeting under the handle @LoveIsSiegHeil1488, it is thought that they have been playing a key role in corrupting an entire generation with their toxic views.

4. KINDLY OLD WHITE NATIONALIST GENTLEMAN

Makes Andrew Anglin look like a (gay,
Muslim-friendly) Sunday School picnic.

Perhaps the biggest scalp for the Twitter crusaders of justice and tolerance is Kindly Old White Nationalist Gentleman who had 41,000,000 followers under the handle @jartaylor. Famous for his cheery, but hate-filled catch phrase "They look pretty hwhyte to me," Jared Taylor is believed to have had his account shut down because a junior Twitter bot mixed him up with the well-known "implicit Nazi songstress" Taylor Swift. Enraged by the decision, J.Taylor has shown his true "evilness power level" by releasing a politely phrased press statement.