ALT-RIGHT DECLARES THREE DAYS OF NATIONAL MOURNING AFTER "HERO" ANGLIN EXPOSED AS NASAL-VOICED, "SOY BOY" VEGAN WHO WAS SCHOOL PUNCHBAG

Over the years Anglin has struggled with his nasal voice, pushing him into a career as a writer rather than a podcaster.

The Alt-Right has declared three days of national mourning after its greatest hero Andrew Anglin was exposed in a non-paywall article at the Atlantic as a short-arsed vegan who was literally the "punchbag" of his local high school. 

What makes the article "THE MAKING OF AN AMERICAN NAZI" more damning is that it was written by Luke O'Brien, someone with a non-Jewish name, meaning that many, if not all, of the allegations in it could be true. 

The long, in-depth, wide-ranging article, which was originally scheduled for the middle of 2016 but delayed because of frequent "keyboard naps" by the writer goes out of its way to dig deep into Anglin's family background and childhood, uncovering a mass of shocking revelations that even hardened Alt-Righters, used to reading about Greg Johnson's leiderhosen escapades or Richard Spencer's late night forays in boxer shorts, will find hard to stomach.

Among the most hard-hitting allegations is that even Anglin's former Jewish teacher, Gail Burkholder, thought "his only remarkable quality was his extraordinarily nasal voice." 

But the shameful revelations don't end there, as the article also details Anglin's life as a proto-SJW, vegan "soyboy," attached to Left-wing causes, the very opposite of the chad image that Anglin has chosen to project to his many followers:

"When Anglin entered the Linworth Alternative Program, Columbus’s 'hippie' high school, as a freshman in 1999, other students found him a quiet, insecure kid who craved attention and wanted to fit in. A declared atheist, he styled his reddish hair in dreadlocks and favored jeans with 50-inch leg openings. He often wore a hoodie with a large fuck racism patch on the back.

Anglin was one of only two vegans at Linworth, and before long he began dating the other, a brunette named Alison in the class ahead of him, whom he wooed by baking vegan cookies."

Anglin who is only 5'4" being played with, like a little monkey, by a normal-sized human.

But baking vegan cookies for his girlfriend, like a complete beta-cuck, is not the full depth of Anglin's dark shame. The article also alleges that he was a junkie fuck-up, who made gay moves on a Black classmate and liked to get the shit beaten out of him.

"He harmed himself in other ways, too. He tried to tattoo the name of his favorite band, Modest Mouse, on his upper arm but gave up after two and a half letters, leaving him with moi etched on his skin. He stretched his earlobes by jamming thick marker caps into piercing holes until they dripped blood. He claimed to feel no pain and used lighters to melt the flesh on the inside of his forearms. He provoked people into assaulting him but never fought back, instead laughing as the blows fell. Two kids beat him into a gutter once. Anglin just lay there until they stopped, out of pity and confusion."

These are just some of the many allegations against Anglin, as the article also covers his attempt to LARP as a Filipino jungle Indian, as well as looking into his "fundie" background, with money regularly wired out to him in the Philippines by his parents, some of whose money came from a gay bar co-owned with an Uncle who died of AIDs!

These allegations will be a hard blow for the Alt-Right because Anglin, although he has had his critics in the movement, is still greatly revered by many grassroots shit posters and trolls. 

However, what we see here is the tale of a young man growing up in a confused society and a diseased culture, fumbling blindly, like many of us, towards the light of the Alt-Right, and inevitably making many mistakes on the way. 

In recent weeks, ever since the Daily Stormer was deplatformed in fact, Anglin has rejected much of the crude "bad optics" Nazi-schtick that he obviously used as a kind of caustic antidote to his own pozzed upbringing. Instead he has moved increasingly towards the kind of respectable American nationalism espoused by the likes of RamZPaul.

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