RAPPER AFFLICTED BY CRUEL SKIN CANCER IN THE SHAPE OF ANN FRANK

Doctors were baffled recently after a young rapper, Arnold Gutierrez (aka Xan Frank and ArnoldIsDead), was found to be suffering from a rare form of skin cancer that manifests itself in the exact shape of Anne Frank. 

Anne Frank, of course, was the 15-year-old Jewish diarist who died of typhus while staying at a residential facility run by the German government in 1945.

While some unreliable news sources are going with the story that the unsightly mess on Gutierrez's face is actually a self-inflicted tattoo, this is ludicrous, as no one would be stupid enough to do that to themselves. 

This leaves only one plausible explanation for the strange discoloration, namely that it is a virulent form of skin cancer that just happened to appear on Gutierrez's face as a kind of Rorschach blotch that most people happen to see as a young Jewish girl from the 1940s. This is due to the intensive bombardment of the public by Holocaust memes, tropes, and propaganda. 

Some Buddhists, however, see the uncanny shape of the cancer as proof of their theory of reincarnation. According to them, the spirit of Anne is seeking to "reincarnate" herself as a virulent tumour on the face of an innocent young man, who like most of us, had nothing whatsoever to with that or any other holocaust.