Germany has proved itself the world leader in placing the feelings and interests of its Muslim migrant population above all else. Now German police have responded to the latest migrant rape incident by urging women to "jog in pairs."
The comment came in the wake of the rape of a woman by a man of "southern" appearance in Rosental Park in Leipzig on Friday morning (1st September).
While mainstream media misreported this as advice on safety, Trad News can reveal that the motivation of the German police was quite different. Apparently they heard that the rapist had been dissatisfied with his "catch," a 50-year-old woman, who our unnamed sources say smelled faintly of sauerkraut.
To avoid further rapefugee dissatisfaction, German police in collaboration with Angela Merkel's government, therefore decided to implement a new "multiple choice" policy to ensure that all future migrant rapefugees will have a choice or at least two German women in every rape scenario.
To avoid further rapefugee dissatisfaction, German police in collaboration with Angela Merkel's government, therefore decided to implement a new "multiple choice" policy to ensure that all future migrant rapefugees will have a choice or at least two German women in every rape scenario.
This is to make amends for the fact that Germany once did some bad stuff in the past like every other country and because Germans are literally a bit masochistic and like to go to kinky brothels where they are shat upon.
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