AFTER DACA CUCKING, ALT-LITE PRO-TRUMP RALLY FLOPS

Disappointing turn-out.

The Alt-Liters and MAGA types who organized the grandiosely titled "Mother of All Rallies" event in Washington DC this Saturday had originally hoped to bring a million people to Washington, or at least a few tens of thousands. 

Unfortunately their worst enemy turned out to be Trump himself, who demoralized his base by making some major cucking noises on DACA in the week before the event.

The event, whose Neocon-style name is a play on "MOAB" or "Mother of All Bombs," turned out to be a dud two-penny firework rather than a massive landscape altering explosion, after around only 1000 people showed up, many of whom were counter protesters.

Trump, meanwhile, didn't bother to show any support for the event that was supposedly held in his honour.

Not even a Tweet.

Instead the President was in Huntsville, Alabama, to support the campaign of Luther Strange for Senate, which was a bit "strange." 

But Trump, it seems, was well advised to stay clear of MOAR, as the rally descended into farce after an actual member of the racist, anti-White group #BlackLivesMatter was allowed to address the sparse crowd.

Elsewhere in Washington the competing Juggalo gathering of fans of clown-make-up rappers Insane Clown Posse attracted around 3,000 people. They were there to protest about the group being designated a "criminal gang" by federal authorities.

Yes, Alt-Lite were officially "trumped" by a bunch of outcasts and freaks. I want to laugh at this, but it's sort of sad-funny in a kind of creepy clown way.