FEARS FOR NARWALS AS THE FIGHT AGAINST TERRORISM ESCALATES

The Cetacean Wonder!

The Narwal is a mighty denizen of the deep, cleaving the salty shrouds of Neptune's watery chamber with his javelin-like protuberance.

But now fears for the "Unicorn of the Seas" are growing following the realisation that the mighty tusk of this noble beast is the most effective means of fighting terrorism -- better even than pointless drone strikes on villages in remote Afghanistan or the decorative electronic ankle bracelets used in London.

This realisation comes following the recent incident on London Bridge, where a single Polish man armed with a 5-foot-long Narwal tusk, assisted by a man with a fire extinguisher, defeated a blood-crazed Islamist jihadi bent on committing halal slaughter on the innocent streets of London.

Animal experts and conservationists are now deeply concerned that the stunning success of the tusk in battle will set off a soaring demand for the item among states facing the terrorist menace.

This could lead to international whaling conventions being torn up and a resumption of widespread narwal whaling that could drive this Arctic wanderer and jousting knight of the foamy brime to extinction.

The true evil of multiculturalism is it forces us to choose between our biodiversity and our security!

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EMINEM'S TRAGIC "LOVE LETTER" TO ANN COULTER

Pity poor Eminem! The "Real Slim Shady" is just a jaded has-been, desperately seeking relevance in a world that he no longer understands, and which no longer has a use for him.

Now, in his latest attempt to garner unwarranted attention, the 47-year-old (c)rapper has done a (c)rap in which he fantasises about having kinky sex with 57-year-old Conservative commentator Ann Coulter. 

As reported by the Daily Wired:

In a new song called “No Favors” featuring Eminem, the Grammy winner raps about raping conservative author and firebrand Ann Coulter with a “Klan poster,” a “lamp post” and a “door handle,” among other objects. He also calls President Donald Trump a “b****.”

“And f*** Ann Coulter with a Klan poster. With a lamp post, door handle, shutter. A damn bolt cutter, a sandal, a can opener, a candle, rubber. Piano, a flannel, sucker, some hand soap, butter. A banjo and manhole cover,” raps Eminem, featured in the song by Big Sean.

Back in the 1990s or whenever it was Eminem seemed kinda cool, he was rapping against a smug establishment that used to shit on poor White people like him, while pissing off smug liberals with his misogynist "bad boy" attitude. 

The idea of a White man using rap to channel anti-establishment anger kind of resonated at the time, even if no one really cared exactly what the lyrics said or meant. 

Then White-fuelled populism happened -- first the T-Party and then Trump -- and angry Whiteys found better ways to show their dissatisfaction with the system than by buying (c)rap records by some White guy whose shit was already getting old. 

Eminem's career nosedived.

Instead of reinventing himself as a real musician or an actor or something, Eminen just continued to do the same old shit he's always done. But now he tries to sell it to the liberal lefties he pissed off earlier with his misogynistic rhetoric by crudely attacking people like Trump and Coulter, who are really just channeling White anger much better than he ever could.

Really, Eminem, shut the fuck up before someone busts a cap in your ass, n****!

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NARWAL HEROES BTFO BRITAIN'S ENTIRE USELESS AND CUCKED ANTI-TERRORIST ESTABLISHMENT

The real story of the latest London Bridge terrorist attack is not the fact that some Muslim suddenly went "Allah Akbar" and started stabbing people. That is just "part and parcel" of living in a large multicultural city with a large number of Muslims, of which a certain proportion can be guaranteed to be radicalised jihadis. 

No, the real story here is how useless Britain's police, anti-terrorism, and court systems are. 

Not only was the attacker a previously convicted terrorist FFS!!! who had been released EARLY, but he was stopped by three brave members of the public, armed only with a narwal tusk and fire extinguisher.

In fact these three heroes did a much better job at stopping terrorism than Britain's entire overpaid, useless, and cucked security apparatus.

As reported by free newspaper The Metro:

Brave bystanders chased a terrorist with a fire extinguisher and a 5-foot Narwhal whale tusk to stop him stabbing innocent people on London Bridge. Convicted terrorist Usman Khan, 28, killed a man and a woman...

Three people were injured following the knifeman’s rampage which started on the north side of London Bridge just before 2pm. Incredible footage shows the moment hero bystanders chased Khan down the bridge as he embarked on his rampage brandishing a huge knife. A white-haired man is seen tailing the attacker, who was wearing a black cap and hoody, and spraying him up close with a fire extinguisher.

Two other people quickly run after Khan and one can be seen jabbing him with what is believed to be a huge Narwhal tusk. Khan does a sharp turn and tries to head the other way before a third man tailing him swiftly punches him to the ground. The other two close in and pin him down as another man is seen running in the other direction with attacker’s large knife.

It is believed the Narwhal tusk had been grabbed from the Fishmongers’ Hall – where Khan started his killing spree – and ran out onto the bridge when he heard the man had begun attacking people. 

After the terrorist had been completely subdued by these have-a-go heroes, a couple of policemen strolled up and pumped some lead into the recumbent terrorist. 

My guess is that they had been having a donut somewhere after a lecture on "gay inclusion," or possibly a latte after learning some new moves in their Nottinghill Carnival twerking class.

Anyway pumping lead into a man who was being held down for them must have been about as strenuous as arresting a law-abiding member of the public for a "mean tweet" or not having a BBC television licence.

It would probably have been better if they had just stayed at their twerking class and the ad hoc anti-terrorism measures of the great British (and Polish) public had been allowed to take their natural course. 

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RICHARD SPENCER "RITUALISTICALLY HUMILIATED" BY GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS

Richard Spencer: no longer the Richiest Richard Spencer on Google search results!

The meteoric fall of Richard Spencer has been fascinating to watch. From being the all-powerful leader of the then dominant Alt-Right in 2016, deciding the fate of nations with his latest tweet or podcast, he has sunk to being a shambling, washed-up loser, skulking around a few dank corners of the internet, despised by men, dogs, and even passing cockroaches.

If Richard were a cat, this is how he would look right now:

He has lost his beautiful wife, who now runs a YouTube channel "ritualistically humiliating him" week-after-week, while his friends and followers have turned their backs on him.

But the cruelest blow for Spencer, who is a notorious narcissist, is Google Search, which no longer throws up his plump, preppy face when he types in his name to see if he is still famous. 

Yup, Richard B. Spencer is no longer the "Richiest Spencerist" Richard Spencer in the algorithm-determined search results, but instead it's this Richard Spencer, some old GOP boomer cuck who works for the government: 

If only there was a care home somewhere for these poor, pathetic, blighted souls, where they could be fed oatmeal and allowed to eke out the remainder of their days, tweeting and podcasting in a padded cell, as sympathetic medical orderlies nodded gently at their fevered ramblings.

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HUNGARY IN DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO PROTECT MALE ANUSES WITHDRAWS FROM EUROVISION

The Hungarian government, in a desperate attempt to stop its young males from being "gayed up" by pop music, has officially pulled out or the Eurovision song contest. 

As reported by the Guardian:

Hungary will not participate in next year’s Eurovision song contest, amid speculation the decision was taken because the competition is “too gay” for the taste of the country’s far-right government and public media bosses.

While no official reason has been given for the withdrawal, the move comes amid an increase in [anti-gay-supremacist] rhetoric in Hungary, where the anti-migration prime minister, Viktor Orbán, has launched a “family first” policy aimed at helping traditional families and boosting birth rates.

Earlier this year, the speaker of the Hungarian parliament compared same-sex adoption to paedophilia, while a pro-government television commentator referred to Eurovision as “a homosexual flotilla” and said not participating would benefit the nation’s mental health.

A source inside the Hungarian public broadcaster, MTVA, told the Guardian that while no reason was communicated internally for the decision to withdraw from the contest, the assumption among employees was that Eurovision’s association with LGBTQ+ culture was behind the move.

“I was not surprised. It comes from the organisational culture of MTVA,” said the source, adding that positive coverage of LGBT rights at the media holding was discouraged, save for annual coverage of Budapest Pride.

Let's be clear here, "positive coverage of LGBT rights" is simply code for promoting booty sex between males, an act that the human body is simply not designed for, unlike front fanny sex with a lady's hairy piehole, which is especially designed for deep and repeated penile penetration (possibly after a candle-lit dinner or some Fifty Shades of Grey rope play).

Rear-door bum hole anal penetration, by contrast, can lead to a long list of serious medical ailments, especially if the penises involved are normal or above normal size. If you doubt this, I suggest you do what Alt-Lite hero Gavin McInnes did and stick a dildo up your own jacksie and shake it around vigorously. 

Look at the expression of sheer pain on this poor man's face.

Case closed.

The real question here is will Hungary's shining example be a light to those nations now sufffering under the dark clouds of gay supremacism and pop music?

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HEY, ZUCKERBERG YOU CUNT, YOU JUST SHOAHED OUR FACEBOOK PAGE WITHOUT READING IT

I don't know why I titled this story like this because Mark Zuckerberg doesn't read any of the pages, posts, or accounts that he deletes from Facebook on an increasing industrial scale. 

No, he just gets this guy...

..or this highly paid Third World operative...

...to do it for him. 

Or else he just gets given a list by this guy...

...which he hands to his underlings, from which they then choose some random names, immediately after this guy...

...who is famous for doing incredibly insensitive "racist" shit like this...

...then gets told by this guy...

...to make noises about "hate" and "anti-seeeeemitiiism" on Social Media, which this guy...

...promptly does, even though he clearly doesn't need the money, possibly because somebody like this guy...

...has some dirt on him, so this guy...

...does the unfunniest speech any comedian could ever do, all about the need for more Orwellian thought control, following which, this guy...

...totally cucks because apparently Facebook isn't earning him enough money either...

...or maybe because he's in the same boat as this guy...

Yes, it's just a humble theory of mine, but I sometimes get the feeling the whole world is being run by a collection of sex tapes kept in an underground vault somewhere in Switzerland.  

JEREMY CORBYN CHASING RAINBOWS TO PAY FOR LABOUR'S INSANE SPENDING PROMISES

I've lost count of just how much money mad Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has promised to spend in a desperate attempt to bribe woo voters in the UK general election campaign. But it is a LOT!!!

Some of the highlights are:

£235 billion on transport and energy infrastructure (Britain already has a fine system of canals and eco-friendly pot-holed roads).

£58 billion to "compensate" for equalising the retirement ages of men and women to 66 (men still die a lot earlier).

£45 billion to introduce a four-day working week to the public sector (this is actually a three-day increase in their work load)

£15 billion for broadband expansion (BT’s boss Philip Jansen has argued the scheme would actually cost up to £100 billion.

£6 billion on free personal care for over-65s in England in 2020/21 and rising to £8 billion by 2030/31

£745 million each year on free prescriptions in England

So how is Corbyn going to pay for his half trillion pound spending promises? Simple -- with pixie gold, which he hopes to "source" from three-legged metal pots at the ends of rainbows, of which Britain has no shortage thanks to its changeable weather.

As we see in the above photo tweeted by Corbyn, he is already closing in on his first rainbow. 

There is literally no end to all the wonderful things that Jeremy can do if he can just get enough rainbow pixie gold. 

Remember anyone who doubts Jeremy's plans is probably a racist who hates the Little People and a homophobe because they don't believe in rainbows.

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FIFTH OF WORLD'S TOP 200 BILLIONAIRES ARE JEWISH -- FORBES

A new survey of the World's richest people by Forbes magazine has revealed just how many super rich Jews there are out there, with the ethnic group famed for its business acumen taking up a massive one FIFTH!!! of all places in the top 200 rich list. This is 20% of the total despite being only 0.2% of the World's population.

Here is the full list of all 39 Jews in the top 200 with their global rankings, ages, sources of wealth, and total estimated fortunes:

#5 Mark Zuckerberg, 33, (Facebook) with $71 billion
#10 Larry Ellison, 73, (Oracle)  with $58.5 billion.
#11 Michael Bloomberg, 76, (Bloomberg LP) with $50 billion
#12 Larry Page, 44, (Google) with $48.8 billion
#13 Sergey Brin, 44, (Google)  with $47.5 billion.
#21 Sheldon Adelson, 84, (Casinos) with $38.5 billion
#22 Steve Ballmer, 61, (Microsoft)  with $38.4 billion.
#36 Joseph Safra, 79, (banking) with $23.5 million
#39 Michael Dell, 53 (Dell computers) with $22.7 billion
#48 Len Blavatnik, 60 (diversified)  with $20.2 billion.
#52 James Simons, 79 (hedge funds) with $20 billion
#64  Leonid Mikhelson, 62 (gas, chemicals) with $18 billion
#69 Gina Rinehart, 64, (mining)  with $17.4 billion
#73 Carl Icahn, 82 (Investments)  with $16.8 billion
#83 Vladimir Potanin, 57, (metals) with $15.9 billion
#88 David & Simon Reuben (investments, real estate) with $15.5 billion
#93 Mikhail Fridman, 53, (oil, banking, telecom) $15.1 billion
#99 Viktor Vekselberg, 60, (metals, energy) $14.4 billion
#102 Steve Cohen, 61, (hedge funds) with $14 billion
#102 Dustin Moskovitz, 33, (Facebook) with $14 billion
#108 Philip Anschutz, 78, (investments) with $13 billion
#108 Alain Wertheimer, 69, (Chanel) with $13 billion
#108 Gerard Wertheimer, 67, (Chanel) with $13 billion
#113 Leonard Lauder, 80, (Estee Lauder) with $12.9 billion
#116 Hasso Plattner, 74, (software) with $12.7 billion
#117 Stephen Schwarzman, 71, (investments) $12.6 billion
#138 David Tepper, 60, (hedge funds) with $11 billion
#140 Roman Abramovich, 51, (steel, investments) with $10.8 billion
#148 Eduardo Saverin, 35, (Facebook) with $10.1 billion
#152 German Khan, 56, (oil, banking, telecom) with $9.8 billion
#152 Ronald Perelman, 75,  (leveraged buyouts) with $9.8 billion
#154 Micky Arison, 68, (Carnival Cruises) with $9.7 billion
#158 Mikhail Prokhorov, 52, (investments) $9.6 billion
#167 Harry Triguboff, 82, (real estate) with $9.2 billion
#168 Eyal Ofer, ??. (???) $ 9.6 billion
#170 Jan Koum, 42, (WhatsApp) with $9.1 billion
#186 Xavier Niel, 50, (internet, telecom) with $8.1 billion
#190 David Geffen, 75, (movies, record labels) with $8 billion
#190 George Soros, 87, (hedge funds) $8 billion

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QUEEN CANCELS PRINCE ANDREW'S 60th BIRTHDAY BASH THEN "DEMOTES" HIM TO A 12-YEAR-OLD BOY

Days after the Queen sacked Prince Andrew from his royal duties, it has emerged that she has now scrapped plans to host a party for him to mark his 60th birthday. Less well known is that she has also taken the decision to demote him to a 12-year-old boy.

The decision to "downgrade" the Prince from a highly-respected 59-year-old member of the Royal Family to a naughty 12-year-old boy will shock friends of the Prince, but the decision was taken by the Queen following advice from Royal lawyers. As Patron of the Royal Observatory at Greenwich, the Queen is allowed to make arbitrary decisions regarding the passage of time and the nominal ages of any of her subjects.

According to sources near the Palace -- Speaker's Corner to be precise -- the Queen's legal advisers argued that "backdating" the Prince's age would make it more difficult to accuse him of any crimes connected to underage sex, while also reducing the risk of him being extradited to America "in the event that the whole Epstein thing bursts like a great, rotting, pus-filled wen," as one of them put it.

It has also emerged that the Queen nether sanctioned nor approved of the Prince's decision to give an interview to the BBC. By being technically reduced to a minor, he will be forced in future to get his Mum's permission for any appearances on television, and could also be sent to his room without any tea if he makes friends with any new pedophile pimps working for Israeli intelligence.

Prince Andrew has been accused of being photographed in 2001 with a 17-year-old girl, but strongly denies this claim.

How the Queen's decision will impact the case.

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HYSTERICAL WESTERN MEDIA GETS OVER-EXCITED BY MINOR HONG KONG COUNCIL ELECTIONS

The Western media is in overdrive right now, reporting on some minor local council elections in Hong Kong. 

The consensus seems to be that the elections are merely the harbinger of a Democratic Revolution that will sweep China's "commi-fash" tyrants from power, and welcome in an era of multiculturalism, transsexualism, and all the other "blessings" of Western degeneracy.

Here is the BBC, who sadly couldn't get any pictures of "based" Black Hong Kongers leading the demonstrators:

Here is CNN. Unfortunately they were unable to find a drag queen making an impassioned speech to council voters so had to settle for this boring shot: 

Here is the Wall Street Journal. Luckily they managed to get a nice shot of an aspiring young business leader:

"Newsman" Dan Rather was one of many celebrities "signalling" hard on Twitter about how important this all is:

Except it isn't. 

These elections will have few immediate political consequences in Hong Kong. This is because the councils have extremely limited powers, tiny budgets, and are restricted to hyper-local issues such as parks, bus stops, waste collection, and cleaning public toilets.

This is simply a protest vote because Hong Kongers are stressed out by their workaholic lifestyles, tiny expensive apartments, and not having any control over their lives. Also, they forgot to have the 1960s and they are clearly trying to catch up before they are fully incorporated into China. There's clearly an element of the "madness of crowds" here, something which always has a limited lifespan.

This so-called protest movement is a one part escapism and one part forlorn hope that "muh democracy" will improve things. The sad fact is it won't, and China is not going to let them have it anyway. 

In short, the media is just wasting your time by getting you excited about this story, probably because they don't want you to be paying too much attention to the political processes in your own countries, where you actually have the power to do something and make things awkward for your own ruling elites.

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NO ASS IS SAFE FROM IRAQI DEFENCE MINISTER LIVING ON SWEDISH WELFARE

Najah al-Shammari, now the Defense Minister of Iraq, is embroiled in a gay sex scandal after desperate pleas for sex that he sent to a 20-year-old Swedish man in 2016 were leaked by his long-suffering wife. The Minister was then living in Sweden on welfare.

As reported by Swedish news site Nyheteridag:

The young Swedish male, in his 20's, refused the sex invites sent from Najah al-Shammari, Defense Minister of Iraq. Despite rejection, the highly ranked Iraqi politician, and former general, kept pursuing a sex date. His text messages were later discovered by his wife, leading to a marriage crisis. "I like your ass," al-Shammari said in a text message to the young male.

When al-Shammari's wife searched her husband's mobile phone, the Defense Minister, she found several text messages containing sexual content sent to a young Swedish male in his 20's.

"I was working outside Sweden," says one of the messages from the Defense Minister. It's followed by several lewd messages.

Al-Shammari tells the young male how he's just back from a trip abroad and wants to meet for sex. The male refuses, but al-Shammari keeps insisting.

"You my love," writes al-Shammari. "And meet sex sex sex I love you", he continues.

The young Swede tells the Iraqi Defense Minister he's not interested.

The article also reveals that al-Shammari was -- and still is -- living on Swedish welfare!!!

The Defense Minister of Iraq, Najah al-Shammari, is a Swedish citizen since 2015, registered as a resident in a suburb of Stockholm, and receiving Swedish welfare.

Al-Shammari was approved by the Iraqi parliament as Defence Minister in June this year, but what the fuck is a member of Iraq's political elite doing living on Swedish welfare? 

At first, I thought this might be a story about an innocent Middle Eastern man mistaking an effeminate Swedish youth for an actual woman, which is sadly all too possible these days, but it appears that al-Shammari is a full-blown homosexual, who apparenly goes for the body builder type as well, according to more detailed Arabic emails also leaked by al-Shammari's long-suffering wife.

"In two other text messaging conversations in Arabic, which the wife also turned to the police, the tone is somewhat more somber.

Male: “All that's left is a kiss (rewarding kiss) or a hug. But only if… there is room. ”

Defense Minister: “I will come to you now. I will bombard you with lots of kisses and hugs”

Male: "Ha ha ha. Only me, or what? This will make me gain 10 kilos in a month hahaha. It's 24 hours, believe me. It's being amped from training and now TIZI (an Arabic slang word for butt) has cramped up and I walk like a penguin."

Defense Minister: “Tomorrow I will come with you to Salem (suburb). I want to see it and it's cramped / tight."

Male: "Haha, it's shame"

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GERMAN BANK REPLACES 18,000 WORKERS WITH A.I. BOTS

If you have kids train them to do something robots and A.I. can't do before it's too late. 

Yes, I know that doesn't leave much. 

The hard truth is that jobs that were formerly regarded as "human" are disappearing at an accelerating rate into the Black Hole of automation, including banking jobs.

As reported by Pulse 2.0:

This past summer, Deutsche Bank CEO Christian Sewing said that the company was planning to cut 18,000 staff members. To help offset the loss in staff members, Deutsche Bank is deploying machine learning technology to increase productivity and redistribute capacity.

Mark Matthews, the Head of Operations of the Corporate Investment Bank at Deutsche, told Financial News [pay wall] that the plan is to automate large parts of the back-office through an initiative called “Operations 4.0” Operations 4.0 is targeting $6.6 billion in savings over 3 years. The cost savings includes the shutdown of the company’s equity sales and trading unit.

Machine learning tools have saved Deutsche Bank about “680,000 hours of manual work” said Matthews in an interview with FN. Plus the company has also used bots to process 5 million transactions in its corporate bank and it performed 3.4 million checks within the investment bank.

So what kind of jobs are relatively safe from the automation tsunami -- at least for now?

Deutsche Bank is keeping large portions of the research division at the company as it axes the derivatives and equities trading. The research division is being kept largely intact since it is low risk and operationally stable for the company.

What jobs are bot proof? Are any? Those will be the most important questions of the next hundred years.

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NEW GREEK GOVERNMENT "GETS TOUGH": MIGRANT HORDES PUSHED INTO DETENTION CAMPS

Good news from Greece...apparently:

Greece has announced plans to close its three largest migrant camps and replace them with facilities on the mainland that campaigners have likened to detention centres.

People living in overcrowded camps on the islands of Lesbos, Chios and Samos will be moved to closed complexes for identification, relocation and deportation with a capacity of at least 5,000 people each.

More than 27,000 people are currently housed on the three islands – which have a nominal capacity of just 4,500 – under conditions that have been repeatedly castigated by rights groups and the Council of Europe.

“Decongesting the islands is a priority at this stage,” said Alkiviadis Stefanis, Greece’s deputy defence minister.

Smaller camps on the islands of Kos and Leros will be remodelled along similar lines and enlarged, Stefanis added. The changes come with winter approaching and hundreds of families sleeping in tents outside official facilities on the five islands.

Asylum seekers will not be allowed to move freely in and out of the camps, said officials, but will instead be locked up until they are either granted refugee status and relocated to the mainland or rejected and sent back to Turkey.

The government has vowed to relocate 20,000 asylum-seekers to camps on the mainland by early 2020.

The move comes after Greek voters got sick of the previous retarded Left-wing government's soft stance on illegal immigration and voted in a conservative government in July. So, to oppose this move means that you basically hate democracy and want to kill people. 

Since the new government took power, asylum laws have been tightened up and border patrols strengthened.

The key, however, is to start sending these economic and welfare "invaders" back to where they belong, their own countries, although the Greek government will probably push for the politically easier option of trying to get other cucked EU states to take their share of the migrant burden. 

Strangely, despite many EU governments claiming that migrants are a blessing, few of them seem keen to share the ones now warehoused in Greece.


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