LABOUR PARTY SET TO BE DESTROYED AFTER BEING FORCED INTO GENERAL ELECTION BY OTHER PARTIES

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn and PM Boris Johnson

Britain is finally going to the polls to resolve the Brexit mess with a general election to be held in December. The date will be either the 9th or the 12th of December.

Even though the Labour Party finally agreed to this election, make no mistake about it, Labour definitely does not want it. This is because it is the political party that is in the most awkward position in a political landscape that has been deeply polarised by the issue of Brexit. 

While the Conservatives have moved increasingly to the Brexit side in order to stop Nigel Farage's Brexit Party destroying them, and now have a big lead in the polls, the Lib Dems and the SNP have positioned themselves as "Hard Remainer" parties. 

This has left Labour somewhere in the middle, and in the process deeply divided. 

While Labour's Metropolitan elites are "Hard Remainers," much of the party's grass roots, Northern, working-class vote is sympathetic to Brexit, and many Labour MPs come from heavily Brexit supporting areas. 

This means that the Tories, the SNP, and the Lib Dems all expect to reap the rewards of an electorate deeply polarised on this issue, while Labour looks set to suffer from his confused and dishonest posturings on the issue of Brexit.

The likely result is that the SNP and the Lib Dems will make big gains at Labour's expense, while overall the Conservatives will win a landslide, except in Scotland where the SNP will win most of the seats and make renewed calls for independence based on this. 

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UK STATE MAKES EXPLICIT LINK BETWEEN "RELIGION OF PEACE" AND TERRORISM AFTER AL-BAGHDADI HIT

The UK government likes to pretend that Islam (aka "The Religion of Peace") has nothing whatsoever to do with all the unfortunate terrorist incidents that have happened in the UK in recent years. Not to mention all the ones the security services managed to stop.

But now, in the wake of the recent US assassination of "ISIS leader" Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the UK government has ordered its security services to step up surveillance of all Muslims on its terrorist watch lists. 

As reported by Sky News:

Security officials are increasing monitoring of high-priority Islamist extremist suspects in Britain following the death of the leader of Islamic State, according to Sky sources.

The move is precautionary amid warnings of the potential for reprisal attacks by supporters of the group after Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi killed himself in a US special forces raid in Syria.

British police and security agencies typically increase the monitoring of known, high-priority suspects in the wake of a terrorist atrocity or other significant moment that might prompt reprisal killings or copycat incidents, a Whitehall source said...

The increased monitoring of suspects in the wake of Baghdadi's death comes as world leaders warn his killing - while welcome - is not an end to the IS threat.

Many, including we at Trad News, remain highly sceptical about a former US asset "disappearing into the sea" while the President tweets a picture of the dog that supposedly helped kill him instead of clear evidence of al-Baghdadi's death. 

But the fact is that many Muslims view ISIS in a positive light, and saw al-Baghdadi as a "Muslim hero" fighting a "Holy War" against the West. Many of these same people will now be eager to avenge his death.

By raising the surveillance status on these people, the British government is thus making a clear connection between this terrorist threat and Islam, despite their repeated lies that terrorism has absolutely nothing to do with Islam. 

I'm not sure if we can accept such explicit racism in an era as "woke" as our own. Surely it is much better to suffer from repeated terrorist attacks than go down a path where hate wins.

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BUMBLING BRITISH MAN LEAVES BREXIT ON A BUS

A bumbling British man, whose privacy we will protect by simply calling him "Boris Johnson" (an entirely fake made-up name), apologised for not delivering the Brexit in time for Halloween, as promised, saying that he may have left it on a bus that he was travelling on at the time.

"It was definitely in my pocket when I boarded the bus on my way to the House of Commons," he mumbled as he rubbed the top of his head, "but it looks like it just slipped out."

Another possibility is that one of London's notorious fraternity of light-fingered pickpockets may have distracted the bumbling British man and relieved him of his Brexit.

A police artist's reconstruction of what might have happened on the upper deck of the London omnibus on which Mr. Johnson was travelling.

If that is the case, it is quite possible that the Brexit may never be seen again. In fact it could be in some Third World country by now, where it will probably be broken down to provide spare parts for minor secessionist struggles in developing countries in Africa and the Middle East.

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U.S. SPECIAL FORCES KILL UNIDENTIFIED BEARDED MAN SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE EAST

Al Baghdadi dead again?

It is believed that American special forces may have killed a bearded man somewhere in the Middle East, an area which is believed to have a superfluity of such individuals. 

U.S. President Donald Trump has claimed that the man is the founder of ISIS. But that can't be true as the true founder of ISIS didn't have a beard and died of a brain tumour a year or two ago. In fact he is now buried at the U.S. Naval Academy in Annapolis not far from the White House. 

Inaugural meeting of ISIS in 2013. 

Another theory is that the dead bearded man is Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, a shadowy front man for ISIS, chosen by his CIA handlers mainly because of his funny Muslim name.

Unfortunately, there are literally millions of bearded men like al-Baghdadi, many of them also dead thanks to US foreign policy, and plenty of them with equally funny names.

Most of these could quite easily pass for al-Baghdadi. This, and nothing else, must be the reason why the US is refusing to release any film or images from the attack. It's certainly not because Al-Baghdadi is a Deep State operative who has now just gone into retirement.

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AIR ZIMBABWE BECOMES THE FIRST AIRLINE TO HAVE NO PLANES AFTER LAST JET SEIZED FOR DEBT

Air Zimbabwe, originally founded in 1967 by a bunch of White guys as Air Rhodesia, has become the latest victim of "Afrnomics," after its last remaining plane, a Boeing 767-200, was seized and impounded at Johannesburg's Oliver Tambo International Airport for unpaid  landing, parking  and passenger service fees. 

As reported by South Africa's Sunday Times:

The Airports Company of South Africa (Acsa) has impounded an aircraft owned by Air Zimbabwe over debt. Insiders at Air Zimbabwe told TimesLIVE that one of the national airline’s aircraft, a Boeing 767-200, was impounded at Johannesburg's OR Tambo International Airport on Wednesday. This comes as Air Zimbabwe was suspended from using the airport due to non-payment of debt. Air Zimbabwe owes Acsa payments for landing, parking  and passenger services for flights into Johannesburg.

As a result of the suspension by Acsa, Air Zimbabwe could not operate its Johannesburg-Harare flight on Wednesday and this resulted in some passengers failing to travel while others were accommodated on other airlines.

The seizure of Air Zimbabwe’s aircraft in South Africa, which is the airline’s only operational aircraft after all of its planes were grounded, forced it to cancel its Harare-Johannesburg flight on Thursday, including its domestic flights between Harare-Bulawayo and Victoria Falls.  

Afronomics is the process by which assets built up in the colonial period are turned to crap after being handed over to Black African control following independence. The decline of the airline has been a long, steady process since the former British colony of Rhodesia was handed over to Black Marxist control in 1980.

After a report in 1999, run by the Chicago Herald and CNN, the airline has struggled to shake off the title of "most dangerous airline in the World." In May 2017 the airline received a further blow when it was added to the list of air carriers banned in the European Union for not meeting EU safety standards.

This is not the first time the airline has had aircraft seized. Bid Air Services in South Africa and American General Suppliers in London both seized aircraft in the past for unpaid debts.

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DEFORMED HUNCH-BACKED FREAK BEING TOUTED AS THE "PERFECT WOMAN" OF THE FUTURE

Under the guise of pretending to be "concerned" about our health, the evil globalists, who run the world and want us to live in pods and eat bugs, are now trying to "normalise" a Quasimodo-like ogre as the perfect woman of the future. 

Named "Emma," she is a waxwork figure produced to accompany and publicise a report titled ‘The Work Colleague Of The Future.’

The report examines how normal women will look by 2040, thanks to their pointless and unhealthy lives working in stress-filled offices. 

As you can see on the full height version, Emma has extremely bad posture and fat, disgusting cankles caused by her extremely poor circulation. These will ultimately be fetishised into objects of desire by a complient globalist media. 

She also has a loathsome hump from being slouched over a computer all day. This too will get the Hollywood treatment in years to come, with A-list male heart-throbs being made to kiss it in countless mass marketed movies, until normal males are gas-lit into viewing it as the epitome of feminine loveliness. Rather similar to the way we view the female defecatory region today.

Other key features sported by Emma are her pale skin, red eyes, and hairy ears and nostrils. 

The red eyes are caused by staring at meaningless information on computer screens, while the hairy head holes are an evolutionary response to the poor quality of air produced by office air conditioning.

Don't worry if you find these various characteristics stomach-churning, because, by the time 2040 rolls around, you will have been brainwashed to find all such women irresistibly desirable, and will want nothing more than to cradle their misshapen six-toed elephant feet in your hands as you pour adoring, sugar-laced words into their fur-choked ears. 

That is the world the globalists have in store for you. What are you going to do about it?

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TWITTER DESPERATELY TRYING TO KILL KATIE HILL SCANDAL

Literally Twittler

In another massive abuse of free speech, it seems that social media monopoly Twitter is desperately trying to kill the Katie Hill scandal for entirely partisan Leftist reasons.

Our own view is that the story is actually good for the Dems, as it helps balance the Party's boring, censorious, and indeed totalitarian image among independents.

In fact, this is what we said in our story on the case, which was not even critical of the scandal. But minutes after we posted the story, it became apparent that it had been instantly taken down:

We were also informed that we had received a 12-hour ban and may have to "complete some additional tasks to resume using Twitter" Very Orwellian!

It is obvious what is happening here. Twitter, under direct orders from a totalitarian Democratic Party, dominated by short-sighted control freakery, has commanded its algorithms to cut down a significant number of mentions and retweets of the Katie Hill story in order to stop it going viral. Simple as that. 

The case for Twitter being regulated in order to protect free speech is becoming stronger than ever. This is why we are proud to be on the Dissident Right.

"Please Twitter, give us our account back. We promise to be good little kitties."

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SEX N' DRUGS N' "NAZI" TATTOOS - DEMS WORKING HARD TO WIN THE MIDDLE GROUND IN U.S. POLITICS

The US political spectrum is basically divided into three. 

First there is the sanctimonious Left, forever banging on about "Muh environment," "Muh gay rights," and "Muh racism." 

Then there is the cringey Right forever banging on about "Muh Israel," "Muh jobs growth figures," and "Muh Dems are the real racists." 

Finally, between these two insufferable groupings you have people who don't give a fuck about most shit, vote intermittently, and just like having a good time. We'll call them the funster middle. 

It is this third group that the Left or the Right have to win over to some degree in order to win elections. 

Traditionally the Democrats have been good at this, with a wide range of supporters from Hollywood and the rock n' roll world to boost their dowdy image. But in recent years they have become entirely associated with boring killjoy school-marmy and librarian-type politicians, like Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren, which has turned off the funster middle.

But now the Dems are clearly upping their game with the recent revelations -- and photographs -- of Congresswoman Katie Hill, showing her as a bi-sexual, bong-toting fun-loving slut with an actual "Nazi" tattoo, according to the ADL. 

As reported by Britain's Daily Mail, which is really, really concerned about US politics:

Shocking photographs of Democrat Katie Hill posing naked with a tattoo of what appears to be a Nazi-era Iron Cross on her bikini line while smoking a bong and making out with her young female aide have been obtained exclusively by DailyMail.com

The congresswoman, 32, was also pictured naked brushing the young woman's hair, who DailyMail.com can identity as Morgan Desjardins, 24, from Santa Clarita, California.

Desjardins began a relationship with Hill and Heslep shortly after she started working for Hill in 2017, before the three-way affair broke down this summer when Hill told both her husband and her lover that she wanted to focus on her work.

Hill's wild lifestyle has been laid bare in a cache of texts and intimate photographs obtained by DailyMail.com, as sources revealed Hill and Heslep also posted her naked photos online under a thread called 'WouldYouF**kMyWife'.

Here are some of the "choicest" photos...purely for reference purposes, of course:

Yes, these people are clearly rancid, scum-sucking degenerates, but tut-tutting Right-wingers boosting this story because they think it discredits the Dems are clearly barking up the wrong tree, as it just makes them appear as a "fun and exciting" party to the funster middle. In fact this is probably worth anywhere between 5 and 10 points on election day.

If the Republicans were smart they would drop this story like a hot bag of shit and focus again on the boring and censorious old-cunt-wing of the Democratic Party. That way they can't lose in 2020.

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JUDGE WHO GAVE PROUDBOYS 4 YEARS FOR "SELF DEFENSE" GAVE PEDOPHILE RABBI ONLY 4 MONTHS

Judge Mark Dwyer and "the luckiest pedophile in New York" Rabbi Baruch Lebovits

Mark R. Dwyer, the "brave, crusading" judge who jailed two Proudboys for four years for brawling with violent antifa thugs, appears to take a much more lenient view of pedophile sex. 

Back in 2014, the judge was instrumental in a convicted pedophile serving only 4 months!!!

The pedophile Rabbi Baruch Lebovits was found guilty of performing oral sex on a teenage boy multiple times, but thanks to the help of Judge Dwyer and his high-paid attorneys, including Jeffrey Epstein's friend Alan Dershowitz, Lebovits got off with 4 months jail time and the title the  "luckiest pedophile in New York."

Lebovits was initially sentenced to over 10 years in 2010, but his high powered lawyers appealed claiming a technical error in the trial and got him released on bail in 2011 pending a retrial, which finally happened in 2014.

Because of the pressure from Lebovits attorney's, the DA proposed a lenient two-to-six-year sentence in a cushy state prison. But, after the defence argued that Lebovits would end up serving closer to six years because of the severity of his offence, Dwyer inexplicably set aside the DA's suggestion and decided that a straight 2-year sentence would be "appropriate."

However, Dwyer even fucked this up. Worried that the sentence would look too lenient with "early release" for "good behaviour" -- a full one-third of the sentence in New York -- Dwyer made it a condition of the two-year sentence that Lebovits waive "early release."

"Our understanding is that you normally would be released after about 16 months. The waiver of early release would have the effect of keeping you in some months more, not more than 24, of course, but some months more than 16.…Obviously [you would] expect to get credit for the jail time you’ve already done," Dwyer explained in court.

But by law, good-time credit cannot be waived, something the Judge should obviously have known. Lebovits's attorneys jumped on Dwyer's mistake -- assuming it actually was a mistake and not a pre-planned fuck-up to whittle down Lebovits's sentence even more -- getting the 2 years with 8 months off for "good behaviour" and one year off as time already served. This meant that Lebovits was jailed for just an additional 4 months!!! 

Pace University law professor Bennett Gershman gave a damning legal opinion on the whole case. Talking to the the Jewish Week at the time, he cast doubt on the motives of everyone involved in the case. 

“It’s inexplicable why the prosecutor didn’t take the affirmative step of making a motion, or the judge, on his own, didn't call the parties back to correct his error. That they didn’t, there’s got to be a reason. Is it because it’s a headache? Because they want this thing to be covered up because it’s embarrassing to the judge? I guess they felt that this case was such a hot potato that they wanted to get rid of it.”

The unluckiest Proudboys in New York

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EVERYONE IS NOW ANTIFA AS SUPPORT FOR FREE SPEECH AND THE CONSTITUTION PLUMMETS IN AMERICA

Normal people nowadays

The great double act between anonymous trolls spewing "bad words" on the internet and a gaslighting mass media hyperventilating about "hate speech" and "radicalisation" is finally starting to take effect. A new poll shows that a majority of Americans now believe in absurd concepts like "hate speech" and even think that the First Amendment should be "rewritten" to crack down on free speech, FFS!

As reported by the Washington Free Beacon: 

More than 60 percent of Americans agree on restricting speech in some way, while a slim majority, 51 percent, want to see the First Amendment rewritten to "reflect the cultural norms of today." The Campaign for Free Speech, which conducted the survey, said the results "indicate free speech is under more threat than previously believed."

"The findings are frankly extraordinary," executive director Bob Lystad told the Washington Free Beacon. "Our free speech rights and our free press rights have evolved well over 200 years, and people now seem to be rethinking them."

Of the 1,004 respondents, young people were the most likely to support curbing free expression and punishing those who engage in "hate speech." Nearly 60 percent of Millennials—respondents between the ages of 21 and 38—agreed that the Constitution "goes too far in allowing hate speech in modern America" and should be rewritten, compared to 48 percent of Gen Xers and 47 percent of Baby Boomers. A majority of Millennials also supported laws that would make "hate speech" a crime—of those supporters, 54 percent said violators should face jail time.

American hostility to the First Amendment did not stop at speech. Many would also like to see a crackdown on the free press. Nearly 60 percent of respondents agreed that the "government should be able to take action against newspapers and TV stations that publish content that is biased, inflammatory, or false." Of those respondents, 46 percent supported possible jail time.

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WHY IS "ALT-RIGHT LEADER" RICHARD SPENCER TAKING A BREAK FROM TWITTER?

Richard Spencer, world famous wife beater and leader of the small damp spot where the Alt-Right used to be, is throwing in the Twitter towel, announcing that he needed a "detox" from the social media platform.

Spencer's follower Megaflora said it best with this sympathetic response: 

This is obviously big news in the "Dickie-o-sphere" as Spencer does nothing these days except tweet and bitch about how people should give him their money on the occasional live stream.

The move comes after Spencer complained about being BTFOed on Twitter for his shitty opinions, which are a substandard mixture of Chapo Trap House Leftism and Preppie smarm. 

But other theories include:

• The start of the skiing season (yes, Spencer really loves going downhill)
• Having accidentally stuck a dildo up his arse and needing an operation to remove it
• His mom deciding to redecorate his basement in a lovely "snowflake" pattern
• His Liberal GF wanting to go to the mall and needing him to carry her shopping.

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TRUDEAU TO FORM "MINORITY" GOVERMENT

Justin Trudeau, happy to be a minority.

Canada is set to get a "minority" government after ethnic cosplay enthusiast Justin Trudeau's Liberal Party hung onto power at the Canadian general election.

In the 2015 election Trudeau overturned nine years of rule by Canada's Conservatives when his party won 184 seats in Canada's 338-seat parliament, giving it a clear majority. But this time the Liberals will only win 156 seats making them dependent on support from either the third-place separatist Bloc Quebecois or the fourth-place New Democratic Party.

As usual the Conservatives failed to do well against the weak and unpopular Liberal leader because, as typical cuckservatives, they failed to raise the issue of immigration which is threatening to turn all Canadians into minorities in the near future.

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BUMBLING BRITISH MAN LEAVES BREXIT IN HIS OTHER TROUSERS

A bumbling British man, whose anonymity we will respect by simply calling him "Boris Johnson" (a fake made-up name), yesterday misplaced the Brexit and was unable to produce it before a packed House of Commons. 

"I had it when I left Brussels the other day," he stuttered as he rubbed his head, "but I think I must have left it in my other trousers."

Another possibility is that he actually had the Brexit on him when he entered the House of Commons but that it slipped out of his pocket when he sat down, and fell into the crack in the upholstered leather bench on which he was sitting with his friends.

"I remember that it was quite noisy in there with everyone yammering away about something," he recalled later, "so it's quite possible that it slipped out there."

The man apologised to all the people whose Saturday he had ruined and promised to go and have a "root around" for the Brexit and bring it with him "for sure" next week. 

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STEFAN MOLYNEUX'S DAUGHTER DRAWS "THE BEST DRAGON EVER"

The daughter of YouTube vlogger and world famous "Alt-Lite" philosopher Stefan Molyneux has apparently drawn the best dragon ever. 

At least according to her proud dad, who posted the picture above on Twitter and tweeted the following:

My daughter drew a dragon. She is 10. I'm scared her next one will come alive!😯

Dragon experts are still assessing if Moly's daughter has in fact drawn the best dragon of all time, as there are literally millions of comparisons to be made, but to my uninformed layman's eyes it is a pretty solid effort. 

In particular it shows a mastery of pedantic detail, with each scale precisely drawn, apparently with a pencil that was repeatedly resharpened at regular individuals.

Of course critics of Molyneux will point to the dragon as evidence that the controversial YouTuber, who is believed to be a "house husband," has been neglecting his daughter.

According to this theory, each carefully drawn scale is a "cry of boredom and loneliness" by the young Miss Molyneux whose daddy is sadly too busy making YouTube videos to play with her.

Whether that is the case or not, it is a well known adage of the art world that true creativity comes out of suffering, as the career of Molyneux himself attests, with his own YouTube empire being the result of years of relentless child abuse by his own mother. 

This raises the possibility that the dragon may actually be a cathartic representation of Molyneux's own harsh and unloving parent, channelled through the psyche of his innocent daughter by some unknown process of inter-generational psychological osmosis. 

Whatever it's psychic origins, it is certainly a well-drawn dragon and a lot better than other competing dragons, like this cheap plastic one:

Or this badly drawn Chinese one, which appears to have found a large, oddly-shaped piece of wood:

Then there is this, which I'm not even sure is a dragon (maybe it's a feminist):

Or how about this one from Communist Eastern Europe, which demonstrates just how important the free market and non-aggression principle is: 

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"PRINCESS" TULSI CALLS OUT "EVIL WITCH" HILLARY FOR TRYING TO POISON HER CAMPAIGN

In a fascinating political cat fight that seems straight out of a Disney film, Presidential hopeful Tulsi Gabbard has called out Hillary Clinton and accused her of trying to poison her campaign. 

Rather like the Wicked Witch in "Snow White," who attempts to kill Snow White's chances of meeting the handsome Prince by giving her a poisoned apple.

The row began after Hillary implied that Gabbard was "being groomed" by the Russians. 

Gabbard immediately hit back with a series of no-punches-pulled tweets, accusing Clinton of being a corrupt war monger engaged in an underhanded campaign to sabotage her dream of becoming America's first female President.

"From the day I announced my candidacy," Gabbard tweeted, "there has been a concerted campaign to destroy my reputation. We wondered who was behind it and why. Now we know — it was always you, through your proxies and powerful allies in the corporate media and war machine, afraid of the threat I pose."

The tweets were in response to an interview by Clinton where she said the Russians have "got their eye on somebody who's currently in the Democratic primary and are grooming her to be the third-party candidate."

This story is interesting not only because it is a fascinating cat fight between two powerful female politicians but because it hints at all sorts of interesting divisions and sub-currents among the ruling elites. 

This is not the way that a clique fully in charge of a society behave. In short, there is chaos in the system, and just like Donald Trump represented that chaos in 2016, Tulsi may be its avatar for 2020.

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