WOES FAILS TO ESTABLISH CHAD CREDENTIALS WITH PETTIBONE HOVER HAND
Popular Alt-Right Vlogger Millennial Woes had the perfect opportunity to scotch persistent rumours that he's not "chad" enough for the new, aggressively assertive post-Charlottesville Alt-Right but failed when he met up with pretty female YouTuber Brittany Pettibone at an unidentified restaurant location recently.
Instead of showing how alpha he was by doing a "full Joe Biden" (with optional hair-sniffing), Woes instead resorted to some tame, beta-cuck hover handing when he awkwardly asked a waiter at the restaurant to take a photo of himself and Ms Pettibone.
Woes, who has 36,470 YouTube subscribers, clearly felt intimidated by Ms. Pettibone's much larger subscriber count (54,194), leaving several centimetres between his hand and Ms. Pettibone's dulcet, lace-bedizened shoulder.
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| Invisible force field, turbo-charged air pocket, or esoteric Hitler reference (HH)? |
Pettibone, whose name means "small erection" in English, had no such misgivings. She used her right arm to swoop in under Woes's undefended armpit to place a proprietorial arm around the plaid-shirted Scottish vlogger's coke-filled trunk, boosting her Cougar rating in the process, (Although Woes is ten years her senior, he is still considered technically younger due to NEET privilege, which does not apply to women.)
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| Joe Biden, the Alt-Right's role model when it comes to interacting with women and law enforcement professionals. |
8 comments
Neet Privilege, lol.
NicKKK Griffin of the BNP claims Millennial Woes is a faggot (a real one) in his latest attack on the faggots permeating the Alt-Right. Check it out.
Who gives a shit what Nick thinks?
This is an extremely stupid article.
The author is going for a Daily Stormer style, I think - news with a funny twist (it /really/ works for the Stormer). For my part, that's why I never read the Stormer for long, I don't know when the fun begins + thus whether what I'm reading is junk.
I wouldn't say that Woes is gay, though he admits having experimented (he's also had a girlfriend). But that pose is very, maybe overly, gentlemanly of him. I'd maybe put my arm along the back of the seat behind her, or put it around her upper arm instead of that hover hand over her shoulder. It's not like you can't see it, and it's distractingly weird.
Meh. Whatever.
Top notch reporting.
We prefer the term "light in the loafers".
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